Robot Sex Right Around the Corner

I'm a little late on this one, but I just came across it while surfing the web. At first I thought this was a well written joke; however as I read on, I learned this guy was serious. This is probably the best article I have read for a long time for several reasons.

1. It predicts primitive robot relations in the next five years.

This will start off a bit rough at first. Apparently it will be more like a glorified blow up doll with vibration and suction features.

2. It predicts that by 2050 not only will we be doing the nasty with robots, but we may be exchanging vows with them as well.

The best part about this is that this guy from the Netherlands picks Massachusetts as the first place to legalize Humanoid Marriage. That is fucking awesome, go Patriots!

3. The writer who wrote this as his thesis statement successfully defended it this month

I’m not sure exactly what that means, but I assume it means they gave him his degree. I would hate to see what this dude is up to in his free time.

4. The writer suggests that ‘robot ethics’ will have to become a social issue

You know there will be some moron out there that starts the first PETR. This guy is suggesting that there will be social issues to iron out and while he doesn’t come out and say it, it is obvious that he thinks these machines will have rights. This will be a fun one to watch, because you better believe if I ever purchase a robot to be my personal sex slave, I'm not going to worry about whether or not the machine is fulfilling all of its life goals.

5. Think of the less obvious benefits

The article suggests that the other social benefits could come from this as well. Imagine a robot hooker that could sterilize her holes after every John. They even suggest the possibility of ‘treating’ pedophilia with child size robots. That’s all I’m going to say about that yucky.

There won’t be as many coyote ugly mornings. I think this quote from the article sums it up nicely

The main benefit of human-robot marriage could be to make people who otherwise could not get married happier, "people who find it hard to form relationships, because they are extremely shy, or have psychological problems, or are just plain ugly or have unpleasant personalities," Levy said. "Of course, such people who completely give up the idea of forming relationships with other people are going to be few and far between, but they will be out there."

Plus, pimps are going to look more like Bill Gates than Huggie Bear

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