Monday, January 26, 2009

What Would Jesus Do?


He would dunk on those bitches, that's what he'd do.

So should this guy get fired for running up the score at a girls high school basketball game. OK, here is the summary, bigger school vs. 20 student all girl school. The end result 40% of the small school's students also happen to be on the basketball team. So apparently this small school doesn't have the best record, they have failed to win at all. So by halftime the score is 59 - 0. At game end, 100 - 0.

So, also, lets add they are both private Christian schools, and the small school specializes in teaching girls with special needs. Not like special Olympics special, just like dylsexia and attention disorders.

Maybe if the kids could pay attention, they would be better ball players. I think they should give the coach a bonus for creating the first ever exciting to watch girls basketball game.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Mormoms You Are Totally American



Tom Hanks caved in this week and apologized for calling the Mormoms un-American
From FoxNews.com

Tom Hanks says he's sorry he told FOXNews.com that Mormons who supported California's constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage were "un-American."

"Last week, I labeled members of the Mormon church who supported California's Proposition 8 as 'un-American,'" the actor said in a statement through his publicist. "I believe Proposition 8 is counter to the promise of our Constitution; it is codified discrimination."

"But everyone has a right to vote their conscience; nothing could be more American," the statement continues. "To say members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints who contributed to Proposition 8 are 'un-American' creates more division when the time calls for respectful disagreement. No one should use 'un- American' lightly or in haste. I did. I should not have."

Tom went on to say, that he was just moved by the decision because his high school drama teacher was a gay Mormon.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Good Luck Steve



















Well, my buddy Fake Steve stopped posting a long time ago out of respect for the health of Jobso. So I will follow the same path, good luck, o maker of the ipod, the coolest single product that I own. The only thing better was the addition of the Genius feature for folks like me that are constantly hitting the 'next' button.

Hopefully a new liver will get you back on your feet again and developing cool products and beating on your employees.

Good luck, get well soon.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Don't Call it a Comeback

So my little hiatus is done and I guess its time for me to get back into the groove and maybe start writing every now and then.