Well, at first I wasn't going to write about this one because a man lost his life, and while I will joke about most things, I do try to draw a line when possible. But now I have two monkey incidents in as many days. The first story involves a murderous gang of monkeys. The second story involves a bunch of lewd pervert monkeys.
dressing as a man while working in the fields to avoid harassment. Quote from the article.Gichuki Kabukuru, a spokesman for Kenya Wildlife Service, said it was well known that monkeys and baboons have a penchant for harassing women rather than men, and even gesturing at them and touching their own private parts.
"That is quite true. I will not be able to give you a scientific explanation but it has been observed in the past," he said. "Even in our camps, when men are out on patrol and the monkeys see women and children, they will become very naughty and make lewd signs at them."
According to locals, the animals have become so aggressive that women have taken to dressing up like men, wearing trousers and long-sleeve
shirts.
This is sad and funny all at the same time. Recently in India, six elephants were electrocuted after a night of heavy drinking. A group of 40 elephants entered a village looking for food and ended up drinking a shitload of rice beer. This resulted in the elephants getting wasted and in the process uprooting a power pole which caused their death. Apparently this isn't that first time this has happened either. Three years ago, four elephants faced a similar demise. Question, how much beer does it take to make an elephant legally drunk?
look at the person to your left, to your right, chances are at least of them is ugly. This is according to a recent article that listed Philly as the 'Ugliest City in America', not that Philly doesn't have a nice cityscape, what they are referring to is the people. But just to clarify, the editor of Travel and Leisure Magazine, who conducted the survey, wanted to make it clear that this survey doesn't mean that Philadelphia's residents are ugly, no, not at all, they are just the least attractive (in the country). See that doesn't hurt quite as bad.
So, Nas, being the innovator that he is, is going to name his next album 'Ni@@er', not 'Ni@@a' as previously reported. This is probably one of the most douchebagable things he could do. He is obviously not afraid to exploit his heritage in order to generate publicity for an album that is almost guaranteed to suck donkey balls anyway.
I'm a little late on this one, but I just came across it while surfing the web. At first I thought this was a well written joke; however as I read on, I learned this guy was serious. This is probably the best article I have read for a long time for several reasons.
Maybe they should make him clean up some of the trash that is passing as rap and hip hop lately. That would be a bigger benefit to society as a whole. Back to the good old days when rap actually had a rhyme scheme instead of just trying to find how many words can ryhme with ho.
However, the country's ruling elite appear to have regular access to outside information.
Kim reportedly asked former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright for her e-mail address when she visited Pyongyang in 2000. A North Korean general cracked a joke about President Bush during high-level military talks with the South earlier this year, saying he read it on the Internet.
The North's leader is also a big fan of South Korean movies and TV dramas, and Roh gave him a bookcase of South Korean DVDs as a gift this week."
