Friday, October 12, 2007

The Real Life 'Cartman's Mom'


So it turns out the crazy PA kid was given at least part of his arsenal by his mother. His dad tried to buy him a gun too in 2005, but was turned down because he was a felon.

"But Mommmm. I need more guns, all of the other kids have guns. Mammmm." "Ok, poopykins, but just this one time". "Who is the best mom in the world".

Five signs that your boy shouldn't be given a gun.
  1. He regularly gets the crap kicked out him by his peers

  2. He is home schooled simply because he doesn't fit in

  3. He fantasizes about creating mayhem instead of naked woman (or men if that's what he's into)

  4. People say things about your son like, 'that boy ain't right', 'he's a few cards short of a full deck', 'his elevator don't quite go up to the top floors', or 'that boy scares me'

  5. He is persuasive enough to convince you that he needs an arsenal

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