11:30 AM on a Tuesday in Philadelphia, PA, look at the person to your left,

look at the person to your left, to your right, chances are at least of them is ugly. This is according to a
recent article that listed Philly as the 'Ugliest City in America', not that Philly doesn't have a nice cityscape, what they are referring to is the people. But just to clarify, the editor of Travel and Leisure Magazine, who conducted the survey, wanted to make it clear that this survey doesn't mean that Philadelphia's residents are ugly, no, not at all, they are just the least attractive (in the country). See that doesn't hurt quite as bad.
The editor is also quick to point out that the attractiveness of the people only a minuscule factor in evaluating the overall merit of a town.
But hey, it gets better, The City of Brugly Love has also been honored by the American Obesity Association by placing Philadelphia in their top 10 list of fattest residents in 2000 - 2005.
1 comment:
Well duh! Now it all makes sense. Fat people = ugly people.
No one said that life is fair.
The only way to up the ante is to add zits. Adult acne is the worst!
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