Hey Kanye - You're an Amazing Douche

Jeez man, is it not enough that you have a top album and loads of dough in the bank. Now you've gone and really stepped it up a notch! Your a sore loser that throws a fit because you didn't win anything that you were nominated for. Maybe people are just getting tired of your whiny ass. As JT would say (who I believe did win an award or two, probably just because he is white, right?), cry me a river, you bitch.

The Tapping Was Totally Misunderstood

I was just working out a new number while also working on a number two! I'm not gay!

Maybe I'm Just Jealous

But that won't stop me from poking fun at him. Last week Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook (or My Lil CEO as I like to call him) basically said that his company is worth $15,000,000,000. Not too bad for a 23 year old college dropout. What is it about Harvard that prevents them from graduating their top computer nerds?

Microsoft has expressed interest most recently. Anyway, I watched his F8 rollout speech after seeing it mentioned on FSJ. The poor kid just looked so awkward that it reminded me of a high schooler who had recited a very deliberately rehearsed speech. Here is the original version, and here is my take on it.