Larry E. aka Pimpdaddy

Here is a great post from Fake Steve that also happens to feature art work from yours truly. Hey at least one of us is a good writer. I guess in a perfect world I would never type, just make pictures.

Huckabee's Cross to Bear

Well there was a lot of discussion about whether or not the 'cross' in the background of Huckabee's Christmas ad was intentional 'subliminal imagery'. Regardless, he mentions Jesus, so whether the cross was planned or not, is kinda moot point.

An insider that was close to the production actually mentioned that the staff considered several different background before deciding on the 'discreet cross'. My source was kind enough to pass along a few stills.

If You Smoke Pot, I Will Sell Your Toys

So I dont know much about this game, but it seems somewhat hypocritical to buy your kid a game that allows him to pretend he is a rock star and then get pissed when you catch him doing dope? But then to turn around and sell the kid's toy for nine grand, that's just messed up. Maybe you should spend more time with your kid in real life.

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
Livin in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
Well I'll stay skinny 'cause I just won't eat
And I'll hang out in the coolest bars
With the VIP's and the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of
Today's who's who
They'll get you anything
With that evil smile
Everybody's got a
Drug dealer on speed dial well
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I'm just saying, that's all.

Michael Vick Starring in 'Locked Up'

In a world where few friends are made, two men find love....

Who Needs A Credit Card?

I read about this on FoxNews today. Apparently Wal-Mart has been selling girls panties in their junior section that have the following phrase printed on them 'Who Needs a Credit Card'. Apparently this was brought to the public's attention in large part thanks to feministing.com. Here is the quote that I think sums up the concerns of the feminist.

"There's nothing quite like telling adolescent girls that they don't need to worry about finances since they have their very own moneypot between their legs,"

They also set up a link to let Wal-Mart know how they felt. Their voice was heard, go go girl power.

Contact customer service here and corporate offices here: let them know that preteen vaginas aren't commodities.

Well the Acidgurl crew set out to design a product that is a little more discreet.

Bill's New Toy

Facebook Dummy, originally uploaded by acidgurl.

Hey Dummy

My Other Dog is a Rescue

Look at my rescue dog. I'm such a great person!!!!

Ok, I just have to vent about this one. In my neighborhood there are very limited areas in which to walk my beautiful dog. This FORCES me to interact with the most annoying group of people I know. I like to call them 'The Rescuers'. Now, make no mistake, I love all animals, well not cats, but I digress. Anyway, I have nothing against adopting a dog from the pound. I'm not even complaining about those people. 'The Rescuers' as I call them get more pleasure from saying their dog is a rescue than actually owning a dog.

I am so fucking sick of these morons, asking me if my dog has papers, or is she purebred. First off, I normally just tell them to suck it at that point or pretend I am hearing impaired. But every now and then, I'm not paying attention, I'm focusing on keeping my dog from being raped by some useless pitbull and I get caught off guard. So there I am, does my dog have papers, what? You know is she purebred. Well I don't know Einstein what do you think? She's a big furry golden retriever, hell I can't tell her apart from the other ones, I think they all look alike, so yes, she is pure.


douche: Oh... my dog is a rescue.

me: Ok

douche: Don't you see, I rescued him, he would have been killed if it wasn't for me

me: Congratulations, if I had a medal it would be yours

douche: I just can't believe that people go to dog breeders when there are so many that can be rescued

me: what kind of car do you drive?

douche: Landrover

me: I tell him I drive a 'rescue' '03 Corolla

facebook Executive Retreat

facebook executive retreat, originally uploaded by acidgurl.

Soon he will have enough money to buy a new fleece

Did We Really Think This Wouldn't Come Back Up?

Doe's a bear shit in the woods?


More allegations about gay sex and Larry Craig are coming out. This time a male escort is claiming that he made a few bucks off of the Idaho Senator.

From idahostatesmen.com

Four gay men, willing to put their names in print and whose allegations can't be disproved, have come forward since news of U.S. Sen. Larry Craig's guilty plea. They say they had sex with Craig or that he made a sexual advance or that he paid them unusual attention.

They are telling their stories now because they are offended by Craig's denials, including his famous statement, "I am not gay, I never have been gay." Those words, spoken on live national TV on Aug. 28, are now memorialized on a just-released-for-Christmas Talking Senator Larry Craig Action Figure.

David Phillips is a 42-year-old information technology consultant in Washington, D.C., who says Craig picked him up at a gay club in 1986 and that they subsequently had sex.

Mike Jones is a former prostitute who told the world he had sex with the Rev. Ted Haggard last year. The former Colorado Springs evangelist at first denied it but eventually confessed. Jones says Craig paid him for sex in late 2004 or early 2005.

Greg Ruth was a 24-year-old college Republican in 1981 when he says he was hit on by Craig at a Republican meeting in Coeur d'Alene.

Tom Russell, now 48, is a former Nampa resident who lives in Utah. Russell said his encounter with Craig occurred at Bogus Basin in the early 1980s.

A fifth gay man, who is from Boise but who declined to be named for fear of retaliation, offered a recent and telling account: He was in a men's restroom at Denver International Airport in September 2006 when the man in the next stall moved his hand slowly, palm up, under the divider. Alarmed, the man said he waited outside the restroom and then identified the man in the adjoining stall as Craig, whom he had met in Idaho.

One of the best lines in this piece is when Larry says that he was a victim of profiling in the airport bathroom sting. I guess that's true since they were profiling by assuming there was gay sex going on in the restroom.

Show Me Your Shlort!!!

Small penises have been making headlines around the world lately. The first one comes from the UK where a flasher tried to use the 'my penis is way too small to expose myself' defense. While this might fly in Asia, it didn't look like the jury was moved by the 'underdeveloped member' enough to show mercy.



Then here, courtesy of the gossip websites, there is a picture of a more famous lil pecker on Mr. Bonadouchee. Hey, maybe the guy just got out of the pool, or a meat locker, or had another run in with a tranny. Who am I to judge. He's got great abs, he can hang is hat on that one, just not on his slim jimmy. Thanks to the reader (well actually stop sending shit like this to me) who sent this one. It was posted on Perez Hilton with a credit to this photographer Brett Mickelson