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M Dell Reads Fake Steve Jobs Too

mdell copy, originally uploaded by acidgurl.

Turns out that Mr. Dell is a fan of FSJ, look he even bought a shirt!

Finally, Now I Know How to Vote!!!

I have been losing sleep over this one for some time now. But luckily today it came out that Babs is endorsing Hillary Clinton. I was afraid that Barbara was going to ride the fence on this one, making it impossible for me and the rest of the public able to decide on which Democrat to put into the Oval Office. I just hope that Ben Affleck doesn't choose a different candidate because then I will really be torn.

In a related story, Oprah is prepared to support Obama. I can't go with Oprah because I just do not like the way she treats Stedman, sorry Obama.

I'm just thankful that celebrities are brave enough to stand up for what they believe in!

Surgeons have removed a massive 4.5kg hairball from the stomach of a teenager

When I saw this headline, I thought it would surely be this lady, but actually, is was not. Then I threw up. This is seriously nasty.

You gotta really love eating your hair to create something like this.

Good Thing She Wasn't Gang Raped

British Teacher Faces 40 Lashes for Naming Class Teddy Bear 'Muhammad'. Saw this on FoxNews, and I must say, I just wasn't all that surprised. Nothing really surprises me anymore when it comes to this subject. That's all I have to say about that.

Fun With Signs

So I came across this sign as I was traveling to a shoot. Anyway, it made me laugh so I took a picture of it. I guess the point they are trying to get across is how small their cars truly are. For example in an economy car, you can fit two people, plus two headless persons. Are we to assume that the backseat is so small that only a headless person could possibly fit in the back seat?

Don't Condescend Me

Ok, I really have nothing to add here. I was disappointed that in the last post I didn't think to include a picture of Mr. Pitt in his finest role ever; Floyd, the stoner from the 1993 Quentin Tarantino Film, True Romance. Anyway, here was the only picture I could find, but along the way I came across a YouTube clip of this memorable scene. I wish Brad would embrace his roots and go back to playing a stoner. Thanks Brad.

Don't condescend me, man. I'll fuckin' kill ya, man.

Here is the link if you prefer to view it on YouTube

Cookie Party

dough boy, originally uploaded by acidgurl.

Long story short, three guys go to buy some weed in Illinois. Two of the guys decide they are going to grab the dope and haul ass. They leave there buddy behind, and he gets tortured by the drug dealer and his posse. Here is what they did to this guy over some chronic.

• They beat him with a wooden paddle
• Shaved part of his head
• Pissed on him, literally
• But then, you are not going to believe this, they took fresh cookies out of the oven and burned the guy with them.
  

I guess I'm just having trouble picturing these hard ass gangsters whipping up a batch of cookies. Then thinking, I know what we will do, lets burn this mother fucker, with them cookies. Some people are really fucked in the head.

"It's Coming Right For Us!"

And the douchebag of the week goes to, this woman. Check this out! Woman kills rare albino deer on opening day of hunting season in Minnesota.

"I though here was my chance of a lifetime. I had to creep a little bit, probably about 40 yards to get to a good place where I could steady myself."

This chick is hardcore, I hope a unicorn never walks past her. Hunting for sport is one thing, killing a rare animal is another. How long before PETA catches wind of this?

Hear the douche describe the experience in her own words in the video here.
Turns out, she might not even keep it after having the head mounted. She may sell it to Cabellas. Here is another link to the story for more information.

Holy Moley These Are Some Old Pervs

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Steve Jobs for President

Fake Steve Jobs recently ran some more of AcidGurl's artwork. Check out the original post here.

Just When We Thought Robot Sex Was Weird

second life, originally uploaded by acidgurl.

Check out this article that talks about a secret pedophile playground in 'Second Life' virtual world. Ok, so granted, I guess in some way this is better than these creeps acting out on their sick fantasies, but come on. The bigger issue here is that everyone on that site is a LOSER, some of which also happen to be disgusting perverts that contribute absolutely nothing to society other than keeping the authorities busy. So yeah, Second Life, right, OK, these folks make Facebook and Myspace look like the cool kids in school. Actually let me rank this appropriately:

Top 5 List of Losers
5. MySpace, (kids exempt) if your age contains more than one digit and starts with anything but a '1'...loser.

4. facebook, if you are out of college and still use facebook .... loser.

3. World of Warcraft or similar, OK fine, I used to play D&D, so maybe not a loser, just lonely and lacking social skills, but definitely not cool.

2. Personal Website/Blog all about 'you' .... nobody cares dude, you are a loser. Extra douche points for using your real name as the domain name. This also includes Twitter. Like anyone really gives a shit that you are sleepy, or blue, or need to take a dump. Really don't care and certainly don't need a fucking timestamped log of your day.

1. Second Life -- you win, UBERLOSER! Get a Real Life, stop jerking off to little kids or big kids portrayed by, I guarantee you, the exact opposite of what their avatar looks like.

In Japan, Groping is Out of Hand

groper cell phone, originally uploaded by acidgurl.

Who Knew Groping Was So Popular?
If you have ever seen or heard about any of the weird kinky shit that is popular in Japan, this really shouldn't surprise you.

Groping is a serious issue in major Japanese cities. Crowded public areas are prime hunting grounds for gropers.

According to Tokyo Metropolitan Police, 1,853 people were arrested for groping passengers on trains in Tokyo in 2005. Experts say harassment may be more widespread, but women are often too embarrassed to report it.

Japan is the land of technology among other things, and if you have ever been there, you will know that the use of cell phones and text messaging is fully integrated into the culture, in a way that makes your average American teenage girl look like a casual user. Now a software program has been developed to run on the phones that make it possible for Japanese women to 'assert' themselves and let the groper know that she knows what's up. This supposedly allows them to say 'NO' very quietly without making a scene. In the Japanese culture, it is not socially acceptable to make a scene, and because of this women are more inclined to just take the groping without incident. Until now! Here is a quote from the referenced article explaining this 'concept'

The application flashes increasingly threatening messages in bold print on the phone's screen, which the person groped can show to the offender: "Excuse me, did you just grope me?" "Groping is a crime," and finally, "Shall we head to the police?"

Users press an "Anger" icon in the program to progress to the next threat. A warning chime accompanies the messages.

While most things in Japan eventually make it over to the states, I think this one isn't going to be missed. American women can ward off a groper on their own, and they probably won't use polite phrases like 'pardon me, is that your hand on my ass? Perhaps you shall remove it so we do not have to involve the authorities'.