Show Me Your Shlort!!!

Small penises have been making headlines around the world lately. The first one comes from the UK where a flasher tried to use the 'my penis is way too small to expose myself' defense. While this might fly in Asia, it didn't look like the jury was moved by the 'underdeveloped member' enough to show mercy.



Then here, courtesy of the gossip websites, there is a picture of a more famous lil pecker on Mr. Bonadouchee. Hey, maybe the guy just got out of the pool, or a meat locker, or had another run in with a tranny. Who am I to judge. He's got great abs, he can hang is hat on that one, just not on his slim jimmy. Thanks to the reader (well actually stop sending shit like this to me) who sent this one. It was posted on Perez Hilton with a credit to this photographer Brett Mickelson