Just When We Thought Robot Sex Was Weird

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Check out this article that talks about a secret pedophile playground in 'Second Life' virtual world. Ok, so granted, I guess in some way this is better than these creeps acting out on their sick fantasies, but come on. The bigger issue here is that everyone on that site is a LOSER, some of which also happen to be disgusting perverts that contribute absolutely nothing to society other than keeping the authorities busy. So yeah, Second Life, right, OK, these folks make Facebook and Myspace look like the cool kids in school. Actually let me rank this appropriately:

Top 5 List of Losers
5. MySpace, (kids exempt) if your age contains more than one digit and starts with anything but a '1'...loser.

4. facebook, if you are out of college and still use facebook .... loser.

3. World of Warcraft or similar, OK fine, I used to play D&D, so maybe not a loser, just lonely and lacking social skills, but definitely not cool.

2. Personal Website/Blog all about 'you' .... nobody cares dude, you are a loser. Extra douche points for using your real name as the domain name. This also includes Twitter. Like anyone really gives a shit that you are sleepy, or blue, or need to take a dump. Really don't care and certainly don't need a fucking timestamped log of your day.

1. Second Life -- you win, UBERLOSER! Get a Real Life, stop jerking off to little kids or big kids portrayed by, I guarantee you, the exact opposite of what their avatar looks like.